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<refer to earlier post and photo of Minnie and the farm dogs>
Well after reading the accompanying email,it seems Vinny is having a birthday bash for reaching a certain mile stone in her life, I being a gentleman wont reveal what this is,but if you read the poster closely it may reveal more. The attached poster was designed by
Hawkes Bay Artist Mark Sanders
I will leave a link at bottom of page.
THE PRESENT
What sort of gift should I get for this important occasion,
I think to myself
Vinny loves ac/dc ,lets get her something great may be the latest DVD.
NO not good enough.
NOW readers in a past life I the Doctor had a slight connection with the music industry. Lets see if can do this for Vinny.
I will try and get my old mate ANGUSThis should be a bit of fun
Date: Fri, Jan 16, 2009 1:55 pm
To: angus”<angus@ac_-dc.com
hi angus
ITS doc HERE
REMEBER Vinny from the frankston days you know the sisters MINNIE AND VINNY
well they are back in NZ and its vinnys birthday just thought I would send you and the boys a invite, its all byo bbqs supplied porta loo’s available even got a hot dog stand I know how you love them, we got a tribute band from 6-11pm may be you and the boys would like to jam after that, any way mate hope you can make it keep in touch
regards
to you and the boys
—–
THE FAT DOCTOR
Date: Fri, Jan 16, 2009 3:10 pm
To: <dr@surgmon.com>
HI
YOU OLD HEAD BANGER
God what a flash back to hear from you. whats with the doctor thing last I heard you where trying to be a actor I saw you once on a late night cop show bloody terrible it was the worst acting
Listen mate tell vinny we wold love to come but cant make it this time bloody world tour going<we need the money> but tell Minnie we will be there for hers she the younger one isnt she? .which one married glenn ?I bet he is still wearing that t shirt I gave for his 18th birthday any way what are you up to these days the boys and I often talk about the old days.
when you and I would have heading banging comps on the pub tables. Brian doesn’t remember
That was in scotties time we tell him,do you still see molly or any of the old gang? SORRY
gotta go, gig to do ,so keep in touch
For Vinny
FOR THOSE ABOUT ROCK WE SALUTE YOU
ps Vinny ease of the bourbon and head banging, at your age you might finish up with Bon before you know it ,is my sprlling getting better?
all the best
angus and the band
pps the wife says gelukkige verjaardag vinny
Sorry Vin I tried looks like the dvd
THE VERY HIP FAT DOCTER
For a bit of fun go to www.tukifest.com read comments and have a laugh
walking_back_to_happinessGOOD MORNING
SUNDAY 5AM ON THE FABULOUS GOLD COAST
WARM 22DEG THE WIND IS SLIGHT FROM THE SOUTH
A perfect day for my beach walk ,the sun just rising
The clouds breaking up
Only one problem,where shall I WALK TODAY. thinking,thinking,
OK Its hard to think at my age.that’s It”,thought just arrives
my secret island
Its a well kept secret only 10 minutes from SURFERS PARADISE
You don’t no where it is ,do you? that’s because It’s a secret
A rain forest walk ,deserted white sandy beach, driftwood surf ,rocks.
Do you no where I am yet?
THIS IS MY GOLD COAST
Before the tourist awake Its just me and nature
Its all mine for a short time
The sound of waves washing on the the rocks
Crabs scurring from the tide ,diving sea birds feeding on bait fish what more could you want perhaps a beach shack with million dollar views
I love this place
I just sit and ponder life
just pleasant thoughts
Its here
That I am truly relaxed
Then its all over the coast is waking up. helicopters whirring over head
JETSTAR airbus on final approch to runway one .The first arrivals for the day
TOURIST a plane full ,most for a holiday of a life time.
Welcome people come and enjoy the gold coast needs you
Time to to leave paradise
And head for home
Through the forest I’m
sorry to leave
DO
YOU
KNOW
WHERE I AM ?Its still my secret
Life savers setting up for a busy day on the beach
Surfers fighting for waves
the joggers are out
So to the walkers
It looks like a great sunday in paradise,back to suburbia for me
Lawns to mow ,pool and car to clean, no more water restriction
A pleasant morning 25 deg going to be 30 with a afternoon sea breeze
But my day just gets worse,on the way back from my beach walk I Call in to
My local paper shop to get my morning paper, oh no I have left my money at home.that’s just a minor problem the guys in the shop let me have it
I will drop the money in later,I HAVE A HONEST FACE behind the deep seated wrinkles and sun spots
PROBLEM two mowing lawns
THE DOCTOR and lawn mowers dont get on that well
BLOODY mower wont start,water in fuel tank I THINK ?
I clean fuel tank put in clean fuel , try starting it
No good ,clean spark plug thing
Still wont go, it hates me
AFTER TWO HOURS OF PULLING CORD AND TURNING KNOBS I GIVE IN I am in a lather of sweat JUST ONE MORE TRY
I giveup exhausted, I then realise I have just given myself a good physical
Work out.
A salad and boiled egg for lunch yuck
The heat must be getting to me,I start seeing and smelling pies ,bacon and egg, pork Ive had enough of salads,some one get me a pie even a bowl of chips will do I am loosing it
I need a afternoon nap to calm me down I dream of fat food ,wake up hungry
I have a banana. try mower again no good I kick it, ouch that hurts
Not wearing shoes,I told you the day got worse,I need a swim go to BURLEIGH and swim with the tourist
BURLEIGH
CEO’S MOTHER
LOE the granddaughter
Emerges from bathroom about 11am after her morning beauty treatment
Hair ,nails face all that girl stuff,she is wearing a very low cut white tank top
Short floral skirt, I mean short and gladiator sandals with 4 inch wooden Heels
SANDALS
where are you going LOE.some where special.
To lunch or SURFERS PARADISE to hang out
As any would be socialite would
NO she replied Wayne,<that’s the boy friend>
Remember him he has connections. we are going bike riding around the canals she answers
GOOD MORNING FROM THE FABULOUS
This should be a bit of fun 
GOOD MORNING
says fat doctor
,water in fuel tank I THINK ?
BURLEIGH